Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. As for me, I did NOT send my daughter off to mom-mom's house for the afternoon on Saturday, secretly hoping she'd spend the night so I could get some much needed rest. What kind of a mother wants to get rid of their child? Certainly not me. I also did not go to the doctor for a complete physical, get results of slightly elevated cholesterol and celebrate with a delicious and most fattening cupcake. No, NOT ME, I take these issues seriously and to heart. Needless to say I did not go on an immediate diet nor walk a mile. Lastly, I did not have the aforementioned physician run one of THOSE tests because what kind of irresponsible woman would I be to let THAT happen? Needless to say the result came the next day in the need for a trip to the drugstore.