This week I did NOT convince my daughter that the darkened sky from nasty weather was merely darkness in an attempt to get her to bed earlier so I could have a little time by myself. What kind of a mother tricks her kid? No, not me. Unfortunately it didn't work so the joke's on me. Like someone else you may know, I did not kill the inside of my brand spankin new oven by putting potato skins on the wrong baking pan and have them fly all over the place sans cheese. Oh no, not me. I always bend down and get the proper cooking items to ensure this never happens. Do you think I promptly cleaned the aforementioned mess? NO NOT ME. Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.